Swelce, Tayvis, Or Traylor

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Practitioners Nestled, All Snug In Their Beds, While Names For Taylor And Travis Danced In Their Heads. Maybe Is Best, Not Since Barbenheimer Has There Been Such Unrest. Then My Wife On Tiktok, And I On Reddit, Had Settled Our Brains From Memes We’d Embedded.

She Smirked And Asked, “name A Woman, Can You?” In A cyprus phone number library Fluster, I Answered, “someone Like You!” Apparently, I Passed — She Smiled And Swiped Up, Leaving Me Happy That I Hadn’t Effed Up. But Then, In Our House Arose An Explosion, I Swiped To My Nest Cam To See The Commotion.



I Couldn’t See Much, So I Sprang From My Sheets, And Scurried To See What Was Disturbing Our Peace. I Expected To Spy A Crashed Chinese Balloon, Or Linda Yaccarino, Loud Excuses Anew. But What To My Marketer’s Eyes Did Appear, Pixels Resembling Elon Musk With A Beard.