WHAT A COVENANT I WONDER IF IT WILL BE USEFUL

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And with a flick of the remote control, James launches a video... on which we see M, but Madame M, the former head of the secret services, who clearly has things to say:

"James, if you're seeing this video, it's probably because I was shot down by a helicopter in the previous installment of this movie. I just wanted to say this: If I die, find Marco Sciarra. And don't miss his funeral."

And the video ends there.

"James? But how did you get this video? " "I got it in my mailbox the day after M. died. " "And why didn't you say anything about it? " "Because I don't trust anyone. " "That's clever, that, when you work for a democratic government , with ministers who change often by definition. " "I... listen, I'm just saying that to sound mysterious. " "Yeah, well, it's lame. " "You're being harsh, Moneypenny. " "No, but at the same time, did you see? And that video there? M's shitty instructions? She makes a video, you'd think she'd take the time to explain one or two things, but no, instead she leaves the most rotten information in the world. And then when she says "  don't miss her funeral ," that could mean anything! Like "  hurt her  " or "  actually go to her funeral  "! What the hell is this rotten will? She only had Vine available?" Next time, she'll just say goodbye in an animated gif? - Well, uh, Moneypenny, it's getting late, I just wanted to ask if you wanted to give me some information on where Marco Sciarra's funeral will be? - Well, here's something else! You're suspended and I have to be your mole , right ? - But the script says sooo ...


Moneypenny leaves, leaving James to recover from his tantrum and open the package to buy phone number list retrieve some Skyfall items, including a photo of himself, his adoptive father, and a third person whose face was burned away by the fire.

WELL,

And otherwise, just a photo with him and his adoptive father, that would have been too subtle?

Good.

By the way, Q's medical room: Sorry James, hee hee, with the smart blood, you were also given tetanus. I hope you're not too angry?
So the next day, James goes to the London basement where young Q is waiting for his "medical visit". In reality, it's not really about finding scoliosis in our favorite secret agent, like in occupational medicine, but an opportunity to inject "  smart blood " into his arm. Namely, nanobots in his blood capable of permanently giving his location as well as his state of health. A small gadget that M asked Q to implant in 007 following his latest exploits so as not to lose sight of him and incidentally to be able to follow his STDs live. Then, Q takes Bond to the basement garage, where a splendid and shiny car is waiting for him.

"Here's the latest model, Bond. " "It's superb. " "Well, it's not for you. It's for 009. " "Grumble... you're showing me this to frustrate me, then? " "Yes, it's M's idea to punish you. But I still have a gadget for you. Here, take this watch. " "Um... but you're giving me gadgets when I'm suspended, so I don't have a mission? " "Oh, yes, well. It's true that it's stupid. " "Well, and what does this watch do? " "Its alarm is... hehehe... noisy... if you know what I mean!"